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    <title>Hive Archive</title>
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    <description>Matt Michie's Musings</description>
    <pubDate>Sun, 28 Nov 2010 04:10:02 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Need a private jet?</title>
      <link>http://hivearchive.com/2008/09/13/need-a-private-jet/</link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 22:53:51 PDT</pubDate>
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<a href="http://www.sentient.com/pricing/">http://www.sentient.com/pricing/</a>

Hope you got several thousand dollars per hour :)]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>In Canada, Milk Comes in Bags</title>
      <link>http://hivearchive.com/2008/03/16/in-canada-milk-comes-in-bags/</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 16:55:54 PDT</pubDate>
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      <title>iband</title>
      <link>http://hivearchive.com/2008/02/21/iband/</link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 00:08:42 PST</pubDate>
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      <title>By the powers of two I command you to dial</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:31:35 PST</pubDate>
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<blockquote>Here in Alabama, USA we've just acquired the new area code "256" which means that some lucky (and probably unappreciative) bastard will get

+1-256-512-1024

Which has simply got to be the coolest damn phone number I can imagine.
-- David McNett

Can i dial 1-255-255-255255 and make every phone in the world ring?
-- Tanuki </blockquote>

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      <title>Personal Gmail Use Statistics</title>
      <link>http://hivearchive.com/2007/11/04/personal-gmail-use-statistics/</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 04 Nov 2007 19:13:49 PST</pubDate>
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I've been using Gmail since the invite only beta, my first received email was 6/15/04, and overall I have 8353 emails stored, which means that:

I am currently using 896 MB (19%) of 4647 MB.

Not bad, wish Google tracked the amount of spam I've gotten in that time frame.  What does everyone else's account look like?]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Reading about Get Friday on a Sunday</title>
      <link>http://hivearchive.com/2007/06/03/reading-about-get-friday-on-a-sunday/</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2007 13:23:25 PDT</pubDate>
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I read way too much and I visit too many random web sites.  Today, I was reading the Wall Street Journal online about <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB118073815238422013.html?mod=tff_main_tff_top">outsourcing the more common things in your life.</a>

I do a search for <a href="https://www.getfriday.com/">Get Friday</a>, one of the Indian firms mentioned, out of curiosity.

Under unusual services they have provided a couple tidbits:<ul>
	<li><font face="Arial">Apologizing and sending flowers and cards on their behalf to spouses or clients.</font></li>
	<li><font face="Arial">Research on how to tie a  shoe lace meant for a kid (client’s son).</font></li>
	<li><font face="Arial">Talking to parents in our  client’s stead.</font></li>
	<li><font face="Arial">Reading bedtime stories to  a young kid on phone</font></li>
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What kind of person thinks it would be a swell idea to have someone in India read your kid a bedtime story on the phone because they are too busy?  Although, it would be fun to have everyone route their requests to a personal assistant, just to see the looks on their faces.]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>I was a ghost in the machine until the machine woke up</title>
      <link>http://hivearchive.com/2007/05/28/i-was-a-ghost-in-the-machine-until-the-machine-woke-up/</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2007 23:26:14 PDT</pubDate>
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      <category><![CDATA[philosophy]]></category>
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 Found this video randomly today....  This is why I do what I do.  Computers are great.]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>The True Reason Halliburton is Evil</title>
      <link>http://hivearchive.com/2007/05/24/the-true-reason-halliburton-is-evil/</link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 22:18:02 PDT</pubDate>
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They have their very own Class A IP space assigned to them:

See: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_assigned_/8_IP_address_blocks">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_assigned_/8_IP_address_blocks</a>]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Jabba the Hutt, Hermaphrodite </title>
      <link>http://hivearchive.com/2007/05/23/jabba-the-hut-hermaphrodite/</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 01:11:36 PDT</pubDate>
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Today I found out that <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jabba_the_Hutt">Jabba the Hutt</a> is a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermaphrodite">hermaphrodite</a>. 
<blockquote>
A hermaphrodite is an organism that possesses both male and female sex organs during its life.
</blockquote>

Umm, thanks Wikipedia?]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Do Lobsters Hurt?</title>
      <link>http://hivearchive.com/2007/05/19/do-lobsters-hurt/</link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2007 12:09:28 PDT</pubDate>
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      <guid>http://hivearchive.com/2007/05/19/do-lobsters-hurt/</guid>
      <description>Do Lobsters Hurt?</description>
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The Canadian Parliament's Senate Standing Committee on Legal and Constitutional Affairs has a <a href="http://www.parl.gc.ca/37/2/parlbus/commbus/senate/Com-e/lega-e/witn-e/shelly-e.htm">document summarizing</a> all the salient points on whether lobsters feel pain.

Good reading for a Saturday morning.]]></content:encoded>
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